Turkey Jokes – Turkey Quiz
Q: What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: Why wouldn’t the turkey eat any dessert?
A: He was stuffed! —> Turkey Recipes
Q: Why was the turkey made the drummer?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!
Q: When did the Pilgrims first say, “God Bless America”?
A: The first time they heard America sneeze.