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“Lost at Sea”

Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a
burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick
stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he
rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.
This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not
the standard three. Without givin! g much t hought to the matter. Patrick
blurted out, “Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!” The genie clapped his
hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the
finest brew. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: “Nice going Patrick! Now we’re
going to have to pee in the boat.”


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