Archive for October, 2008

Wedding Jokes – Drug Store

Jacob and Rebecca – Wedding Jokes – Drug Store

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to
get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they
pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind
the counter: “Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers “Yes”.

Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist: “All kinds.”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?”

Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “How about Viagra?”

Pharmacist: “Of course.”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”

Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”

Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes”

Jacob says to the pharmacist: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.

Funny Jokes


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Air France

Should Have Detained Passengers A Year Or Two, Says Ashcroft

John Ashcroft and other high ranking Bush Administration
officials said the French were “soft on terror” after they
released all the passengers booked on six Air France flights
to Los Angeles after a mere ten hours. Authorities believed
that some of the passengers may have had links to al Qaeda
and may have had plans to do something in the future to
someone or something somewhere.

“This is not the way we deal with terrorists in the United
States,” said Ashcroft. “If you’re serious, you detain
everybody for at least a year.”

Andy Card agreed. “The French had no reason to believe
that any of those passengers was not connected to
terrorism, but still they just let them march right out of
custody and back to their lives and families. Pathetic.”

“I guess it must be a froggy thing,” said Ashcroft.

At first officials suspected that those who showed up to
board the flight could be terrorists, but they now suspect
that those who did not show up to take the flight could
be terrorists.

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New Years Eve Day

New Years Eve Day

It was the early morning hours of New Year’s Eve, and the phone
at our small post office rang constantly with people asking the postal
clerk if there would be mail delivery that day. To put a stop to the
interruptions, the clerk had the local radio station announce that there
would be mail delivery.

She had a few moments’ peace after that, until the phone interrupted.
“I just heard on the radio that there will be mail delivery today,” the
voice on the other end said. “Is that true?”

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Off The Corner

Off The Corner!

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an
experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio telling them
to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd
standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said,
“Let’s get off the corner.”

No one moved, so he barked again, “Let’s get off the corner!”

Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled
glances in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the
young policeman turned to his partner and asked, “Well, how did
I do?”

“Pretty good,” replied the veteran, “especially since this is a
bus stop.”

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Man and Woman

Man and Woman

Why did God create Man before Woman?

He didn’t want any  advice.

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