Archive for April, 2008

Funny Jokes – Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.

She said:” What are your golf clubs doing here”?

He looked her right in the eye …. and said, “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?”

Phoenix Arizona

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Funny Quotes – Insults

He couldn’t ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.
– Johnny Carson (about Chevy Chase)

Quotes

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Funny Quotes – Insults

He was as great as a man can be without morality.
– Alexis de Tocqueville

Quotes and Sayings

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Funny Jokes

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

Famous Quotes

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Funny Quotes – Insults

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
– Joseph Stilwell

Sayings

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Funny Quotes – Insults

Why, this fellow don’t know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday.
– Harry S Truman (about Dwight D. Eisenhower)

Bikers Against Diabetes

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Funny Quotes – Insults

She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
– Groucho Marx

Funny Quotes

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