Archive for February, 2008

Funny Jokes

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx Stiletto Effect

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Funny Quotes – Insults

He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
– John Bright

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Funny Quotes – Insults

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde

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Funny Jokes

It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.

The best way to lose weight is by skipping ,,,, snacks and desert.

leap year jokes

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Funny Jokes – Silly Jokes

I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

Quotes Carnival

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Funny Quotes – Insults

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

Phoenix Jobs

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Funny Quotes – Insults

“Go to hell!” or other insult direct is all the answer a snoopy question rates.
– Robert A. Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus

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