Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx Stiletto Effect
Archive for February, 2008
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
– John Bright
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.
The best way to lose weight is by skipping ,,,, snacks and desert.
I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
“Go to hell!” or other insult direct is all the answer a snoopy question rates.
– Robert A. Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus