Jokes Blog – Funny Jokes – Bad Car

Signs You’ve Bought A Bad Car Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty
Garbage Bags. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. The
hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle. The rearview mirror says,
“Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk.” The odometer on
the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus. Traffic
Watch warns other drivers what highway you’re taking. The sticker on the
windshield says, “Batteries Not Included.” You fill up the tank with
Unleaded Coal. You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.
When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down

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