Funny Jokes – FORBIDDEN FRUIT

Whenever your kids are out of control, take comfort from the thought
that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His kids … After
creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first
thing He said to them was: “Don’t.”

“Don’t what?” Adam asked.

“Don’t eat the Forbidden Fruit,” God replied.

“Forbidden fruit?… We got Forbidden Fruit?… Hey Eve, we got
Forbidden Fruit!”

“No way!”

“WAY!”

“Don’t eat that fruit!” said God.

“Why?”

“Because I am your Father, and I said so!” said God (wondering why
he hadn’t stopped after making the elephants).

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He
was angry.

“Didn’t I tell you NOT to eat that fruit?” the First Parent asked.

“Uh huh,” Adam replied.

“Then why did you?”

“I dunno,” Eve answered.

“She started it!” Adam said.

“Did not!”

“DID so!”

“DID NOT!”

Having had it with the two of them, God’s punishment was that Adam
and Eve should have children of their own … thus the pattern was
set, and it has never changed.

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