Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be
losing my mind, I swear we just went through a red light.”
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the
light was red again, and again they went right through. This time
the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had
been red, but was really concerned that she was mistaken.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to
the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red
and they went right through. She turned to woman driving and
said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in
a row! You could have killed us!”
Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh, am I driving?”