A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he decides to make his move and approaches her.
“No thank you,” she said politely. “This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love.”
“That must be rather difficult,” said the man.
“Personally, I don’t mind too much,” she replied. “But, it has made my husband quite upset.”