Opinion Survey – Worldwide Food Shortage

Last month, a worldwide opinion survey was conducted by the United
Nations.

The only question asked was:

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure …

In Africa, they didn’t know what “food” meant.

In Eastern Europe, they didn’t know what “honest” meant.

In Western Europe, they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.

In China, they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.

In the Middle East, they didn’t know what “solution” meant.

In South America, they didn’t know what “please” meant.

And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.

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    dogslol said,

    very clever and fairly accurate generalizations.

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