Paramedic Lawyer

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their
respective ambulance team’s response times.

“Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,”
bragged the first one, “we cut our emergency response time
by ten percent.”

The other paramedics nodded in approval. “Not bad,” the
second paramedic commented. “But by using a computer model
of traffic patterns, we’ve cut our average response time by
20 percent.”

Again, the other team members gave their congratulations,
until the third paramedic said, “That’s nothing! Since our
ambulance driver passed the bar exam, we’ve cut our
emergency response time in half!”

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