Auto Auction – Auction Jokes

Funny Jokes – Auction Joke

At The Auto Auction

The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity.

Vehicles were classified as either “Running” or “No Start.”

On the block was a No Starter. It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, a hood that was sprung up at an angle, and dings and dents all over the body.
Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced the car’s year, make, and model, and then read the owner’s comments:

“Please note – the radio does not work.”

Auto auction jokes

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