Perfect Matches

1. He’s a chiropractor, and she is a pain in the neck.

2. He’s a funny old goat, and she’s a great kidder.

3. He doesn’t have a dollar, and she has no sense.

4. He sells balloons for a living, and she’s full of hot
air.

5. He’s bow-legged, and she’s as straight as an arrow.

6. She’s a math teacher, and he’s a guy with a lot of
problems.

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