Logical Reasoning

September 6, 2007 · Filed under Funny, Funny Jokes, Humor, Joke, Jokes, Jokes Blog, Joking

Two friends signed up for college. When they looked at their
schedules, the first friend noticed he had Logical Reasoning
as a class. Not knowing what it was, he went to the class
and asked the teacher what logical reasoning was.

The teacher than proceeded to explain: “Do you have a weed
eater?”

“Yes,” replied the guy.

“You have a weed eater, which means you have a lawn, which
means you have a house, which means you have kids, which
means you have a wife, which means you’re straight.”

When he got out of class, he met with his friend who asked
him what logical reasoning was about.

“Well,” said the guy. “Do you have a weed eater?”

“No,” replied the friend.

“”Then you’re gay!”

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