Two friends signed up for college. When they looked at their
schedules, the first friend noticed he had Logical Reasoning
as a class. Not knowing what it was, he went to the class
and asked the teacher what logical reasoning was.
The teacher than proceeded to explain: “Do you have a weed
“Yes,” replied the guy.
“You have a weed eater, which means you have a lawn, which
means you have a house, which means you have kids, which
means you have a wife, which means you’re straight.”
When he got out of class, he met with his friend who asked
him what logical reasoning was about.
“Well,” said the guy. “Do you have a weed eater?”
“No,” replied the friend.
“”Then you’re gay!”