Age

How Ood are you?

Nurse: “How old are you, Mrs. Simmons?”

Patient: “None of your business.”

Nurse: “But the doctor must know your age for his records.”

Patient: “Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?”

Nurse: “Yes. Fifty.”

Patient: “All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?”

Nurse: “Zero.”

Patient: “Right. And that’s exactly the chance of me telling you my age.”

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    Ryan said,

    She was obviously 37.


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