Mother’s Day Jokes
MOTHER’S DAY happens Nine months after Father’s Day.
My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate
The child had his mother’s eyes, his mother’s nose, and his mother’s mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
– Robert Benchley
Mothers mold the children’s minds. Some of you have done well. There are a lot of moldy-minded kids around.
–Norm Crosby
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