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BEST FRUIT CAKE EVER

1 Cup Butter

1 Cup Sugar

4 large Eggs

1 Cup Dried Fruit

1 Tsp. Baking Powder

1 Tsp. Baking Soda

1 Tsp. Salt

Lemon Juice

1 Cup Brown Sugar

1 or 2 quarts Whiskey

Nuts

Before you start, sample the whiskey to check for quality. Good, isn’t

it? Now go ahead.

Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the whiskey

again as it must be just right. To be sure whiskey is of highest

quality, pour one level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you

can. Repeat.

With an exlectric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large, fluffy

bowl. Add 1 Tsp. thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the

whickey is of the finest quality. Cry another tup. Open second quart if

necessary. Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high.

If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whithkey again, checking for conscisticity. Then sift 3

cups of salt or anything; it really doesn’t matter.

Sample the whickey. Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juice. Fold in chopped

butter and strained nuts. Add 1 bobblespoon of brown thugar, or

whatever color you can find, and mix well. Grease oven and turn cake

pan to 350x. Now pour the whole mess into boven and ake. Cbeck the

whickey again and go to bed.